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15.06.2025 00:03

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
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Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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