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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Can you describe your experience taking the AIPMT/NEET entrance exam? Did you feel nervous or afraid while entering the examination hall and writing the exam?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?